One of the stupidest things I did after getting my B.A. ....

One of the stupidest things I did after getting my B.A. was going out and spending a lot of time and money finding professional clothes. I just knew I would need them right away, as soon as all the employers saw my resume and that I had just graduated from college. That was 5 years ago. The clothes are sitting under an inch of dust in a closet with the tags still on them. I've had several jobs since then, but none that I deemed worthy of my professional clothes. Why waste or tear up really good clothes on really crappy jobs? I'd rather wear them around the house, though I won't. I can just picture dripping fudge from an ice cream bar on my suit jacket as I recline on the couch watching Jeopardy, impressing only myself as I provide my cats with the correct answers to the questions (this, by the way, is possibly the one activity that my education has actually aided me in). So, under the dust the clothes remain...